Isn’t it funny how black coffee symbolizes so many things depending on the context it could mean conformity… blandness…..richness……health consciousness…..health negligence …..masculinity…..frugalness.. monotony….maturity…consumerism…addiction…self discipline…..trendiness…..
capitalism is bullshit because I had to put someone’s birthday in today to sell them some alcohol and it was 4/20/69 and I couldn’t even tell them how fuckin mindbogglingly sick that is for fear of being fired
you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake
me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?
That’s not even how you use whom, I’ve got a headache now
hello my fellow intelligent sapiosexual pupil, whom are you? i don’t recall
making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh god
